Onecakebaker--Come for the Recipes, Stay for the Irony
Musings and memories centered around food, and whatever else I feel like musing about
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Honey Extraction Report
Here is how I extracted honey from the three combs Rhona and
I took from the hive in my backyard. Just
so you know, you never take all the honey, just some. There were about 20 combs in the hive, and
about one quart of honey per comb was produced.
Rhona installed the beehive, which is of a type
called a Warre hive, and the bees on the day my father in law passed away—April
8, 2012, Easter Sunday. FYI, there was no second coming. Rhona is a beginning beekeeper, so she was
willing to take advice. Her first concern is for the bees themselves, because a
bee colony is like a single organism, and colonies have been collapsing all
over the place.
The first question we had to answer was “to
smoke or not to smoke?” To harvest honey, you have to open the hive, and this
can make the bees very angry. Rhona
opened the hive once before, months ago, and the bees chased her out of the
yard and she got stung. But she didn’t
want to use smoke to pacify the bees because she thought it poisoned them and
would weaken the hive.
I saw her point, but I did not want to get
stung. So I read The Beekeeper’s Handbook, by Diana Sammataro and Alphonse Avitabile,
Fourth Edition. It said that the reason smoking the hive works is because
bees communicate by smell. Smoke masks the alarm pheromones produced by the
guard bees, so they don't attack. It’s like cutting the power to an alarm
system. So that fact, and the fact that
the person we borrowed a bee suit from ALWAYS uses smoke, convinced Rhona. She
had a smoker, and agreed to use it.
We had to choose a day. The time to harvest honey is between noon and
three pm, when the bees are out foraging.
The day to harvest is when there are no gardeners, neighbors, dogs, or
children around. I figured it out with
the neighbors, and we met at my house on the appointed day. We put on bee suits—I borrowedmine, as I
mentioned, from another amateur beekeeper. Then Rhona lit some egg crate
cardboard on fire and put it in the smoker, which looked sort of like the oil
can in the Wizard of Oz. She pumped smoke into the hive, and we lifted the roof
off the hive. The buzzing coming from the bees in the hive, which was loud, got
even louder and changed pitch. But we
were not attacked.
Rhona used her hive tool, which was like a
small crowbar, to separate the “quilt,” the top section of a Warre hive which
is located under the roof of the hive and packed full of insulation, from the other
sections of the hive.
Under the quilt were three other sections,
which were where the bees built their honeycomb that contained their eggs,
larvae, and food stores, aka honey.
Working together, we picked up one section of
the hive, which was full of bees, honeycomb, and honey, and carried it some
distance away, and set it the section on a clean Rubbermaid container. Using the hive tool again, Rhona cut around the
sides of the one of the ten hanging honeycombs, and detached it from the board
it was hanging on. The comb fell into the container, and honey began to ooze
from the broken honeycomb cells immediately. But it was fine, because
everything we were working with had been washed. Rhona cut two more honeycombs out, then she
picked up that section of hive and carried it back to the beehive. She and I inspected the other hive sections
and saw that the bees were healthy and had a lot of larvae developing. Then we put the hive back together, put the lid on the container
with the three honeycombs, and after posing for pictures, took our bee suits
off. I put the container in the garage, where it was cool and shady.
I posted on Facebook that combs full of honey
were not the same as honey in the jar. Bees build combs out of beeswax, and the
cells of the combs are quite small. I
posted on my Facebook page that honey in the comb and honey in the jar are very
different things, then rested.
About three hours after we had put the combs in the blue
Rubbermaid container, I brought my friend Anne in and opened the lid to show
her the honeycombs.
“Ooooh,” she said, “there are bees crawling around in
there.”
And so there were. There were quite a few bees crawling
around, covered in honey, but quite alive. So I rescued them, and this is how I
did it.
I got a small, maybe 1 ½ pint sized container that I put an
inch of warm water in.
I helped as many bees as possible crawl from the honeycomb
onto some wooden clothespins in the container, then put more clothespins in the
container so the bees could pull themselves out of the water to breathe and
groom the honey off their wings.
I put the little container with water, bees and clothespins in
the sun near the beehive. In the morning the container had no more bees in it.
That night, I brought the blue container into the kitchen,
and scraped some more bees off the combs and put them outside too. Most of
those bees didn’t make it.
Then I had the honey and wax to deal with. I cut the caps
off the combs with a sharp knife and tipped the whole container up at a sharp
angle-- almost vertical --so the honey would drain out of the combs and pool
all at one end. That’s how I left it overnight.
In the morning, I cut the combs into little pieces, then used
a metal ladle and serving spoon to scoop the honey into the paint straining
bags which I put onto one gallon jars, and let drain for a couple of hours. I
repeated this until the combs were all in the strainers.
Finally, I twisted the strainers to force more honey out of
the combs, then put the leftover combs in a couple of stainless steel bowls I
had, set the bowls in a low oven (160 degrees Fahrenheit) so the wax would float
to the top and the honey would sink to the bottom. This worked well. I added
the honey to the gallon jar, and then decanted it into smaller jars.
I traded the unrefined wax with Anita Rosen for a block of
refined wax.
That morning at the farmer’s market, I bought the bees some
flowers and left them in the backyard for them to feed on as a thank you.
Monday, February 11, 2013
A plan for New Year's Day
At last, a plan for New Year’s Day
My New Year’s Day Party 2014 will be like my New Year’s Day
Party 2013. This means that I have already planned NEXT year’s New Year’s Day
Open House, and can finally take the time to invite all the people I want,
instead of forgetting half of them.
I’m not much of a planner, more of an improviser, and a
panicker until the first guests arrive. I have been known to knock on neighbors
doors during the party to invite them over. But now I have a plan, so I can relax. It only took me 28 years to settle on a party
format that works.
28 years?
Oh, yeah.
I’ve been giving parties on New Year’s Day since 1986, when
I moved into my first house. As the new wife in a competitive family, I wanted
to claim a holiday for my own, and there wasn’t much to choose from. My
husband’s mother claimed all major
holidays, birthdays and anniversaries, and my husband’s older brother’s wife claimed
the Jewish holidays. The younger brother claimed New Year’s Eve. So I got New
Year’s Day.
It works because no matter how many New Year’s I have had in
the Pacific Time Zone, I think that New Year begins at midnight in the timezone
in which I was born. So when the ball
drops in Times Square, I want to drink champagne and go to bed at nine o’clock
at night.
The last New Year’s Eve party I stayed up late for was New Year’s Eve 1988. I was very pregnant, the baby was due in 5
days, and I was in pre-labor. I was dancing like crazy and jumping around a
lot, actually alarming some of the other guests at the party who thought I
might have the baby right there by the punchbowl.
I didn’t. I came home, got ready for bed, and when I was
taking my eye makeup off, my water broke., and twenty-one hours of excruciating
labor later my eldest was born on
Jan.1. Eleven oh- five pm.
So I can throw ANY kind of party on New Year’s Day, it’s
bound to be easier than what I was doing on New Year’s Day of1988.
It’s been a marathon of gaiety. I used
to start with a childrens party, then I would have an open house in the
afternoon for the adults. I’ve had the adult open house and a birthday dinner running concurrently, where I set up the dining
room for my son and his friends, and cooked enough Fred’s Steak and mashed
potatoes for twelve teenagers, who ate almost as much as the 50 adults I had in the rest of the house. I have entertained 100 or so people in my home in the
early afternoon, kicked them out and half an hour later, convened with family at The Cheesecake Factory.
But next year, I’m not going to do any of that. I’m going to do just what I did this year, 2013, down to the serving help and jazz combo.
What did I do in 2013? If you weren’t there, just be nice to
me in this year, and you can come see me
repeat everything, exactly the same way on New Year’s Day 2014.
I’ll put you on the guest
list.
Which I will start working on tomorrow.
Monday, January 14, 2013
Bus Ride of the Living or What I Did on My Summer Vacation
This article was published in JUDAISM, A Journal of Jewish Life and Thought, Issue No. 211/212/ Volume 53 / Numbers 3-4 / Summer-Fall 2004 / Pages 260-266.
Journal article from 2004
Journal article from 2004
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Join me as a member of The Forward
Join me as a member of The Forward
I did just become a member of The Forward, but I'm also curious:
How many of you out there keep charity spreadsheets?
Do they help?
Do you work with your spouse on giving? How do you cut up the pie?
What happens to you budget if there is a disaster, like Sandy?
I did just become a member of The Forward, but I'm also curious:
How many of you out there keep charity spreadsheets?
Do they help?
Do you work with your spouse on giving? How do you cut up the pie?
What happens to you budget if there is a disaster, like Sandy?
Monday, September 24, 2012
As not seen on the Jewish Womens Archive "Jewesses with Attitude" blog
I went to Israel in July, ready to ride segregated busses in Jerusalem and report to the liberal Jewish feminist community on what I saw. Just before I landed, this blog post went up on the Jewish Women's Archive "Jewesses With Attitude" site.
As a good progressive Jew and feminist, I regularly read the online newsletter of the Israel Religious Action Center, (IRAC), founded in 1987 with the goals of advancing pluralism in Israeli society and defending the freedoms of conscience, faith, and religion. They stage demonstrations of women permission to praying at the Kotel with Torahs and Tallitot, and frequently get harassed. They also champion Reform and Conservative interests in congregations in court. They get me upset on a regular basis. Their mission includes fighting the ultra-Orthodox Jews on the far right, also called Haredim. These Haredim are so zealous in defending their brand of religion that they impinge on the rights of others—women in particular.
But when I actually reported on what had happened, what I wrote was rejected as "too controversial." What do YOU think?
As a good progressive Jew and feminist, I regularly read the online newsletter of the Israel Religious Action Center, (IRAC), founded in 1987 with the goals of advancing pluralism in Israeli society and defending the freedoms of conscience, faith, and religion. They stage demonstrations of women permission to praying at the Kotel with Torahs and Tallitot, and frequently get harassed. They also champion Reform and Conservative interests in congregations in court. They get me upset on a regular basis. Their mission includes fighting the ultra-Orthodox Jews on the far right, also called Haredim. These Haredim are so zealous in defending their brand of religion that they impinge on the rights of others—women in particular.
One such practice is the segregated bus, where
women sit in the back and men sit in the front. IRAC regularly organizes “Freedom Rides,” where women sit in the front,
because these segregated busses seem ridiculous in a country where women serve
in the Army. It seems foolish to herd them to the back of the bus. Since I was going to Israel anyway, I tried
to join a “Freedom Ride, ” IRAC never answered me except to say “you are just
one person, come with a group and we’ll talk.”
Ruth Marcus, who writes for the Washington
post, must have come with a group. She was in Israel and rode a segregated bus
with representatives of IRAC. You can read about it here:
So
had my cousin Sandy come with me to see what these Haredi busses were like.
They are called “Mehadrin,” which is the same word applied to kosher food which
is prepared according to ultra-strict standards. Egged, which is a government
run company and by far the biggest bus company in Israel, runs them, and it is
simple to see why. These busses typically run with full loads of passengers,
which is the holy grail of any mass transportation company. They are also
fairly rare, only running from certain neighborhoods to other neighborhoods,
and you have to find them by word of mouth.
Just
so you know, in America, we also have segregated busses that cater to the
Ultra-Orthodox communities. These busses are run by private companies, and are
divided by a curtain running down the middle of the bus (Yes! A mehitza!), so
the resonance with the segregation of the Old South does not apply. These
busses have been have been going to Manhattan for decades. Men can daven during
their commute.
But
back to Jerusalem.
“I
don’t want any trouble,” Sandy said. “So we are going to have to dress you up.”
I put on a light shirt that covered my elbows, and a wrap skirt that covered my
knees, and I was ready. Sandy didn’t
think that head covering was needed—I could be a widow, after all. Or single.
Then
we went to Mea Shearim and looked for segregated busses. Some women we spoke to
told us that if we wanted to ride in the front, we had every legal right to.
“There are signs on every bus near the driver” We rode the #56 line, which runs from the
center of Jerusalem to a section of town called Ramat Shlomo, three times, and
on our last trip, we were part of a large crowd that sorted itself by gender.
One woman repeatedly told us, in Hebrew, that women rode in the back, but we
played dumb and got on at the front of the bus so the driver could punch our
transfer tickets. We stood with the driver,
admiring the scenery of Jerusalem before us, and then looked back. A phalanx of black coats and hats looked back
at us. Every seat appeared to be full, and some men were standing in the aisle,
blocking our access to the back.
The
wall of black coats intimidated me, even with all those Shirley Temple ringlets
bobbing around. The men didn’t SAY
anything, just stood there and stared at us, and blocked the aisle.
Sandy
asked the driver “Should we push our way
to the back?”
“Better
stay up here, with me,” the driver answered.
So
we did, back to the center of Jerusalem, and relative sanity.
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Friday, September 14, 2012
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